Plumbing
Ode to Plumbing
There’s plumbing for water, refreshing and cold
And plumbing for knowledge, before we grow old
So pay close attention, there’s a tale to be told
Of a brave urban plumber, turning sewage to gold
Lance wasn’t always a plumber. He was once merely a surfer/stockbroker. But one day, he woke up and it struck him: Plumbing! I shouldn’t be surfing and stockbrokering, I should be plumbing! The wrenches, the pipes, the fittings and plumbing hoses, the dashing young construction workers. Yes, plumbing is the ticket.
So Lance sold his surf boards and donated his suits and ties to the Salivation Army. He bought some low-hanging plumbing pants. And he opened his plumbing contractor business, “Lance’s Plumbing, Inc.” Within weeks, Lance the plumber was knee deep in plumbing accoutrements: sump pumps, showerheads, copper fittings and valves… water heaters, disposals, plumbing fixtures... He was plumbing his way to fortune. Lance the plumber never looked back.
Plumbing consulting and plumbing design
Wholesale and retail, if it’s plumbing it’s fine
“I’m a plumbing contractor”, Lance said with great pride
If your toilet is running, invite me inside
Drip irrigation, plumbing contracts galore
Victorian faucets, brass products and more
How Lance delighted in his plumbing invention
Making his fortune in backflow prevention
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