Gazebo Kits
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, or at least somewhere in rural England, there was a young man who dreamt of nothing more than having a gazebo kit. His garden was bare, baron, spartan, void of charm and he could think of nothing more than spending time with a gazebo kit. From an ornamental cupola to a two tier roof, his ideal gazebo kit was a thing of beauty, grace and elegance.
After many months of day-dreaming, the young man received a delivery from an anonymous stranger; lo and behold, it was a gazebo kit and not just any old gazebo kit, this was a 10 foot, double tier, hexagon gazebo kit with sliding benches. "Oh my", he thought, "this is the gazebo kit of my dreams"
A few hours later and after toiling with his tools, the gazebo kit was no nearer becoming an actual gazebo. It seemed that putting the gazebo kit together was no easy job, especially for someone who had never had a gazebo kit before. Later that day, he recruited a friend to help him turn this gazebo kit into his dream gazebo. Unfortunately, his friend was to putting up a gazebo kit what James Bond is to monogamy. Alas, the gazebo kit remained in pieces.
In the end, the young man decided that his gazebo kit was a complete waste of money and next time, he would only buy something that he knew he could use. The moral to this sad gazebo kit tale is simple but poignant: A gazebo kit is great if you can get it together, if not, just buy a gazebo kit that you know someone will put up for you while you drink beer and watch. Here ends the tale of the gazebo kit.
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